I penned my book,
Erotic Words and Where to Find Them,
In a love language.
Want to know how I know if you are interested in me?
It’s in the book.
Want to know how I feel appreciated?
It’s in the book.
I’ve waded through rejection letters and found a publisher of high repute.
And yes, you bought my book.
And you even won a signed copy.
Heck, some of you got it for free, but nothing has changed.
Joy in the home.
That’s page number 7.
Romance.
That’s page number 13.
Oh, but who am I anyway?
What good is an open book gathering dust?